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Once upon a bright summers morn a creature arose from it's den hidey hole. this creature had a moose for a father and
a llama for a mother so therefore they like crossbreed and stuff to create a moose llama. Yet where does the singing part
come from i hear you cry. Well, this moose llama was bullied in animal school coz it was all strange and not like the other
animals so it learnt how to sing and it's voice made everyone proud to know it. Then the singing moose llama met another singing
moose llama and they got together and made lots of little singing moose llamas. Singing moose llamas are originally found
in italy and the philippines coz of their nice weather but it is a well known fact that there are singing moose llamas living
in wendover lake as I have seen them with my very own eyes!
NEWS UPDATE: the singing moose llamas have left wendover lake after being brutally attacked by the colet people a few
friday. so they fled to aylesbury canal and that is where they are at present as their home has been destroyed and ransacked
by the scary colet people!!
Singing moose llamas like to eat raw egg. they like egg nog and mayonnaise....mmmm
If anyone, i mean anyone thinks of even claiming the singing moose llamas to be their own invention, i will cut of their
ears in their sleep and mail them to them the next day. First class postage! and i will also do other things which i need
to plan in great depth tomorrow............
But first i will grab your scrotum so hard that kids will not be an option and then i will twist your nipples and
pierce hot stakes through them. So while you are in great pain, i will get 50 small children to continiously kick
you in the shins for 3 hours straight.
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