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Welcome to the world of randomness!

How random
Red Rose, Growing
As it grows.............

Who wants to ordinary in a crazy, mixed-up world???
 
Those of the original random massive are:
Myself
Sophie Evans
Louise Kane
Ella Shepard
 
As the random massive is a strict, select group the following people are honorary members on the random massive until further notice:
Ella's alter-ego, Evil Fred
Anna Mitchell
Laura Edwards
 
Those who are random will be added to the list once the serve the acts of randomness.
 
Yet as much as LJ tries, she will never be random enough for the massive
 
And also Judith is too geeky to be random so we may just have to steal her glasses again.....mwahahahahaha
 

To be part of the random massive you must be random.
eg. you must sing mmm...bop infront of random people in the middle of aylesbury.
you must shout out random words at random moments.
you must be obsessed with something really random.
you must create something which no one has ever heard of.
and you must have an alter ego of some kind or species or other.

Hypnogirl

How to start your own motion

 

Ever thought about starting your own religion? Well, you can start a new motion to keep you and your friends amused for at least two weeks. If you stay amused any longer than that then you may have started something big! Go you! Yus! Result!

 

  1. Buy a notebook so that you can keep record of your new motion. Alternatively, use bits of random paper to write things down on, then staple them together or just keep them in your pocket.
  2. Find at least two friends to help you with your mad-capped scheme.
  3. Open a dictionary, bible or encyclopaedia on any page. On this page find a word that appeals to you. This is what your motion can be based on. E.g. you open a dictionary and you see the word cabbage. Therefore, you should base everything you do from now on with cabbages.
  4. Find a shrine or a leader. They can be a person you know or a random thing. They can even be a made up name that you only speak about with your mad-capped helpers, so its all hush hush. Using the cabbage example, your shrine/leader is now a cabbage, which is now all holy and great so if you kill a cabbage it is an ultimate sin. Also invent an enemy or a weakness, one who can destroy everything you have worked for. This way your religion can end and you can be terrified of someone/something that doesnt exist
  5. Think up a mission statement. Your motion needs a purpose. E.g. To save cabbages.
  6. In order to fulfil your mission statement you must come up with a number of tasks or goals to achieve the mission statement. E.g. 1. Buy all the cabbages in Tesco and house them in your shed. 2. Refuse to eat cabbages by planning a sit-in. And so forth.
  7. Come up with at least two random phrases to do with your shrine. E.g. The cabbage clan is here to save you, Doc. These phrases should be randomly shouted out at the cinema, on the train, in biology lessons etc. to give the most effect.
  8. Spread the word of your motion by preaching to fellow people in public places. Instead you can walk up to random people who are smaller than you (for your own safety) and whisper in their ear cabbages then walk away, leaving them intrigued by what you have just told them. Keep going up to this person until they finally ask you what the hell you are on about and hey presto! You have a new follower!
  9. Remember to write down everything to do with your motion in your notebook. If anyone who isnt a follower touches your notebook, get in a massive stress and curse them by telling them that the shrine/leader of your motion will get them and they will never rest. E.g. The cabbage boss will haunt you and your family until they can rest in the peace of all the cabbages. Aha! It is you! Cabbage killer! Then hold up your book in front of you and spin around screaming Cabbages shall save us from the depths of the darkness! Oh holy ones! Then fall to the floor and start shaking, whispering cabbages, must save them from himnocabbages
  10. You can add more things to your motion to make it more interesting. E.g. look back to point 3. You now like balloons so you follow points 5,6,7,8 to add to your motion. Phrase: balloon-filled cabbage patches etc.

 

You can continue to make your religion as mad as possible. Yet be warned. Some people may not agree with your new motion so be careful whom you choose as followers. And beware of Him

Anywho, take care of yourselves and each other.

 

 

 

Mmmm balloon-filled cabbage patches. Save the cabbages. The cabbage king rules all and the green cabbage-like balloons will take us to the land of cabbages to save us from societies cruel rules and regulations. Follow us in order to save yourselves from him. He must not destroy them no not the cabbages no