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Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."

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1. Your name spelled backwards? Nospmoht neleh

2. Where were your parents born? mum - manila, philippines
dad - essex, england 

3. Have you ever moved? nope

4. What's your Favourite restaurant? ruby blue in leicester square

5. Your bed is a single, double, Queen or King? single :(

6. What's your favourite sport to play? i'm not allowed to paly sports due to my competitive nature

7.How many kids do you want? not yet mate 

8. Type of music you dislike most? repetitive dance shit

9. Color of your school bag or purse? my new one is purple and my purse is my pucca one

10. Do you have cable? sky digital 

11. Favourite 80's song? i wanna dance with somebody by whitney houston from 1987

12. Ever prank call anybody? that, my friend, is a thing of the past

13. Ever get a parking ticket? not yet 

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky-diving? duno, i don't like that tangled stomach feeling

15. Furthest place you ever traveled? philippines

16. Ever bowled a 300? bowling = competitive = me no play

17. What's your favourite comic strip? strip?! who's stripping?! 

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? i know the first verse, then i'm blank after that

19. Bath or Shower? bath for relaxing, shower for refreshing

20. Best movie/s you've seen in the past month? haven't seen any great movies this month, just some so so ones 

21. Favourite pizza topping? the vegetable supreme from perfect pizza

22. Chips or popcorn? ahhhhh.......i can't choose! 

23. Beer or ale? well, thats a great choice, neither, yuck

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? hhhhmmmm... gives me an idea
25. Do you eat skin on chicken? it's the best bit, but no 

26. Apple juice or Orange? apple

27. Favourite kind of cookie? we english eat biscuits, not what u call "cookies" 

28. Favourite type of chocolate bar? bournville

29. Your favourite fruit? granny smith apples

30. Your favourite vegetable? cucumber

31. Have you ever won a trophy? when i was ickle for dancing and singing and stuff, but i think i got them out of pity coz i wasn't that good 

32. Are you a good cook? A* in food tech!!! *grins smugly* 

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yeah, tis fun

34. Bought an article from an infomercial? i intend to

35. Is Oprah annoying or great? ok i guess

36. Do you enjoy your present job? yeah, tis well fun!

37. Ever flex in front of a mirror? oh yes, because i am so muscular *hint of sarcasm to be noted*

38. Ever throw up in public? that, my friend, is once aagin a thing of the past

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? both because i'm greedy :) 

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? no

42. Ever been stood up for a date? yes, once, was a good thing though, he was a wanker

43. Biggest turn off of the opposite sex? bad breath, love handles and shiny trousers

44. Ever cheated on someone? they deserved it! 

45. Ever been cheated on? yes, nasty thing that

46. What's your all time favorite Sat Night Live Character? i'm english, E N G L I S H

47. What was the name of your first pet? fred the rabbit

48. Tattoo or piercings? ear lobes twice in each ear and cartilage on left ear

49. Can ex's be friends? yeah, they just need closure first

Some say  i'm weird, others say i'm crazy, i say i'm rAnDoM

Now would be a good time for me to tell you about my alter-egos:
  • Jane - an alcoholic business woman who smokes lots; think "Ab fab" meets New York. I have glasses to represent Jane yet she is usually around when alcohol or cigarettes are about! (p.s. the invention of jane is now a year old! hoorah! let's celebrate...."right dahlings the drinks are on me....you buy your own cigarettes, i need my 20 a day thank you very much.... oh shut up you arsehole")
  • Jamal - a white boy who thinks he is black and has a massive package. Constantly grabs on his "balls" and has an obsession with his >>ahem<< package and "ladies" 
  • Flora Lona from Barcelona - a woman with a spanish accent who is an accident "prawn" or prone. Tends to be around when i do something stupid such as tripping over thin air.
  • Puppy - a bloke who has been dressed in a puppy suit his whole life. Looks like the dog suit people in trigger happy tv. Has a concerning obsession with puppies, hence the "get in my belly" phrase which he overuses.
  • Helina Randome - an italian tailor who dosn't actually talk. Instead all she does is sew and shhhhhhh people if they disturb her!
  • Helanshki - a strange individual from Ubechenstein, who teamed with her compardre Emski, gets up to all kinds of antics including the "sex-ski" and the "hwe-men"

Don't have anymore yet, but you never know when alter-egos are about to come out..................yes.....indeed......