1.       Start a fight with the lift doors when the lift doesnt come to your floor, and then threaten to start on its friend (the lift next to it).

2.       Use suction pads to climb onto the ceiling of the lift, and then leap on unsuspecting strangers.

3.       Pinch the arse of the person next to you, then blame on the person behind them.

4.       Press all the buttons. This works best in a tall office block where there are at least 30 floors.

5.       Say Wouldnt it be really funny if this lift broke and killed us all?

6.       Jump up and down

7.       Fall to the floor and scream Crap, my water just broke then pretend to give birth

8.       Tell the person behind you that you sell crap, then try and sell fresh crap to them for £5

9.       Run from wall to wall, then collapse on the floor and say, must keep running so I wont kill people.

10.   Hum the funeral march

11.   Get out a small banjo and put your hat on the floor (with about 2p in it to get started) and then ask for any requests. If you dont get any responses, start singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall very loudly and out of tune.

12.   Shout Mosh!! then leap around, throwing yourself into other people in the hope that theyll join in.

13.   Talk to your friend about that rare disease that you have that if you sneeze/cough it could be caught by anyone. Make it sound really disgusting so even you want to throw up at the thought of it. Then sneeze/cough.

14.   Give out leaflets (really blank pieces of paper) and tell people to Spread the word.

15.   Have two of your friends and yourself to try and get out of the lift all at once.

16.   Have tons of bags or a huge travellers-style back pack and keep hitting people as you turn around to press the buttons, tie your shoe lace and answer your mobile phone, which you cant find.

17.   Run towards the lift doors really fast and then fall over before you even reach them

18.   Hand everyone lift jackets/safety helmets/gas masks then say in a husky American accent These will save your life.

19.   Claim that you are Spiderman and try climbing up the walls.

20.   Stand really close to the person next to you and sniff them, then collapse on the floor