I hope you're still hot when I'm sober!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Would you like to dance?
[she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
Come hither so we can slither
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Excuse me, but can I drinketh from your cupeth?
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my
place and spread the word.
You know why I hate breathing?
Because with every breath I get reminded that I can live without you.
What do you know about lemon wedges?
May i pluck your G string?
You:
Thanks. Them: For what? You: For existing.
I'm not in love with you because
you're someone I could live with. I'm in love with you because you're someone I can't live without.
How 'bout I periodically
examine your elements?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look
at me my nuts tighten
[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
You know what I like about fruit... it has U and I in
it.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag
